Global Bullshit Mongering

Global Bullshit MongeringSo apparently you people aren’t as dumb as that asshole Kissinger thought, and are starting to figure out that global warming is complete BULLSHITTM! Citizens of Earth, we’re gonna need another reason apocalypse to raise more tax dollars to protect you all from, before I take control of this stupid little planet in 2012. Manolo’s in the lab right now with that limey bastard Murdoch, trying to cook up some more stories. Something believeable this time. I told them to go with an ancient, underground race of giant, rampaging elephants that shoot fire-breathing wasps out of their trunks and will one day reawaken to exact their violent revenge on mankind, HATM HATM HATM! Murdoch said he’d think about it.

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