There's Gonna Be A New Circus In Town

So let me ask you a question: why do you people put your lives in the hands of politicians? Are they smarter than you? Better looking maybe? I’m smarter and better looking than you of course, and richer, more charismatic, more successful, but that’s not the point right now. The point is this: all they do is talk.

They talk, and they have meetings, and they sign things, and they make promises… and all this time, they do absolutely nothing. They’re not good at anything! I mean, think about it: that’s why they became politicians in the first place! They meddle in your lives, telling you how to live, sponging off you every chance they get and telling you that it’s for your own good and that you’ll thank them later. Otherwise it’ll be the end of the world as we know it, blah blah blah. Same old bullshit^TM. They’re leeches, parasites, and you people are all just a bunch of masochists with a severe case of Stockholm syndrome. It’s sad. So much potential, wasted.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: most of you need someone to tell you what to do. Left to your own devices, most of you would just break. You need to be lied to, bamboozled, bitch-slapped from time to time. You need it because you’re weak. Deep down inside, you’re all frightened little children. Passive, docile, easily distracted by one carefully orchestrated media circus after another. Well, let me tell you something: this circus is just getting started.